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horny Hello All - Greetings from rodent hell. My oh my is my Karma taking an indirect hit. Not since a certain crazy German ruler have so many innocent lives been threatened. I have to keep telling myself that it will prevent a water-headed child somewhere. Franny, I am excited about you SA job. Jim wants me to give a talk there in June so if you are there, I will see you!! Michelle, thanks for the randomness, I need that around here. I am still slogging through Harry Potter but I am enjoying it immensely! I read like I type, one letter at at time and slower than export permits are granted (fitting I thought, in light of Franny's last post). Dnate' - what is the 50's dance? I am sure you perform it very nicely and in the most chaste manner humanly possible. I wish I had more time to write but as I have already said, my typing skills rival those of a drunken quadriplegic calf head with Alzheimer's and Parkinson's. I promise longer posts in the future. I miss you all very much.
Brian
P.S. I just wanted to see a horny penguin!
August 1 2005, 19:00:47 UTC 6 years ago
Lots of love,
The amused mexican
August 2 2005, 20:45:28 UTC 6 years ago
50's dance
yes....the 50's dance. Well, as the story goes, a friend of mine(who was invited my a friend of his) invited me to a 'dance' with a 50's theme... Enticed by the prospect of doing something fun instead of sitting like a lump, I agreed. Then...I started thinking....the friend of the friend is a Mormon, who often invites my friend, a not-a-Mormon, to church functions....Was I about to engage in a social mixer for Mormon singles???? If so I had plans of wearing lots of makeup and pulling a flash and run, but to my relief, (or maybe disappointment since I apparently, according to a certain Mexican who shall remain nameless,am on a flashing spree) it was a weekly thing at the local ballroom dancing studio. I had a good time, despite the fact that I was the only non-staff participant dressed in 50's attire...and despite the fact that the 50's attire included a flourescent pink...WOOL skirt and 50's hair...But, all in all it was good despite the rash, heat exaustion and dehydration that follows gyration in a wool skirt.